Monday, January 12, 2009

Hi from Ava!

Ava's new word of choice, "Hi!" I really should count how many times she says it in one day. From when she wakes up from a nap, to when she sees anyone (especially the older kids coming home from school) and my personal favorite, almost every time I'm nursing her, she'll pull off and say, "Hi." She cracks us up!

Oh, to be the 5th child in a family. The kids LOVE her so much, but wow, does she ever get "mauled" on a daily basis which is from all of Ashley's friends who constantly want to hold her, to being pushed around in every doll stroller in our house, to being put in a laundry basket and holding on to dear life while her older sisters run through the hall, and the list goes on and on. I wonder if she knew the chaos she was going to be born into 14 months ago.

For any of my fellow blogger friends with 3 or more kids, you'll probably laugh at this one. I received this in an email from my friend, Marie. ENJOY!

BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN

Maternity Clothes
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.

Preparing for the Birth
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing. 3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.

The Layette
1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?

Worries
1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick up the baby
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.

Pacifier
1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.
2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.
3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.

Diapering
1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.
2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed.
3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.

Activities
1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, Baby Zoo, Baby Movies and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaners.

Going Out
1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.

At Home
1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children. (so true!!)

Swallowing Coins
1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays 2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for the coin to pass.
3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance!

8 comments:

Misty said...

Have to agree on all points! Great blog...came on over from Kristy's. Have a great day!

Andrea W. said...

Funny stuff and so true. Ava is so cute, I can't believe how quickly she's gotten so old. That is so adorable she says hi after you nurse her!

gina said...

I love how she's scrunching her little nose - so cute.

Kristen said...

That's hilarious & so true! Have I told you how gorgeous your kids are in picture at the top of your blog? They look JUST like you & Jason!

Unknown said...

At least we know that the 5th child TURNS OUT to be AWESOME, right? Despite all the mauling by their brothers and sisters. :)

Joey, Amber, Ken , Ellie, Bruce and Patrick said...

Ava is adorable. That was a funny post to read!

Amy said...

They birth order thing cracks me up! So true... except I kindof started over with a girl... Meg wasn't allowed to wear blue or any boy color..HAHA just kidding.

Anonymous said...

Hola, I love your family including you and your husband. great work.I enjoy being part of alissa Nick Jr. super fan team. Your children are so beautiful all of them they are looking like you and Jason lots. Ava is so adorable. I love that you are so good at all you do and I hope to see and hear and be around your success stories and all your good works in my lifetime. Love ya,, Maritza Devally